Hello, our names are Manatee and Marmot.
We realize these are not clever names, but we are animals. We bet your parents didn't put a lot of thought into naming you either.
Years ago, we discovered the wonderful medium known as television. Soon after, we noticed that most of what was shown on it was bad. Someone could have saved us a lot of time if they had told us that, so we made it our lives' work to warn others about the dreck that they are probably going to watch anyway.
Being a manatee and a marmot, this proved difficult, since we don't know how to speak or write. Then the internet was invented, and any creature, no matter how far down the food chain they were, could (and do) voice their opinion without consequence or fear of reprisal. Ergo, this blog.
Feel free to leave us comments on our posts or to contact us via email at: marmotdestroystv@gmail.com or AIM: manateedestroytv.
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